To The Moon

weloveshortvideos:

when she touches you so you touch her back

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

whatalansays:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

trannysaurus–rex:

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I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

emeruld:
“
“ vintagegal:
“ Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch (1955)
” ”

emeruld:

 

vintagegal:

Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch (1955)

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

awwww-cute:
“ Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is
”

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

thezoovetlife:

bitchyclementine:

myuuzaki:

Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell

Look at his fuxking smile in the first photo

#42 is the answer to life the universe and everything

thelovelyseas:

Alien’s form

Dahab. squid at night by Andrey Narchuk

conceptualsolitude:

fuocogo:

conceptualsolitude:

concept: there is no more light pollution and you can see every single star in the heavens. all is beautiful and quiet and there is nothing between you and the vast cosmos above

concept continued: the smog was our last line of defense and They Are Coming

continued concept continued: we welcome them with open arms and they give us baked goods from Beyond

thatgirlwiththebowtie:
“ estychan:
“ wandvieh:
“ criminallyincompetent:
“ catbountry:
“ martartut:
“ tsquint:
“ im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS
”
I’m sorry I had to.
”
Bear with… shark arms?
”
yes
”
no
”
This is it. This is what the internet was...

thatgirlwiththebowtie:

estychan:

wandvieh:

criminallyincompetent:

catbountry:

martartut:

tsquint:

im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS

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I’m sorry I had to.

Bear with… shark arms?

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yes

no

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This is it. This is what the internet was created for.

Why 

nourrice:
“I’m the middle
”

nourrice:

I’m the middle